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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them."

"I'm not sure if I want to move to Sweden... but the flag is a big plus."

"Words cannot describe your beauty... But numbers can. 4/10."

"I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is. ""That's because she's 12!"", said my girlfriend."

"The road to hell is paved. That's nice."

"Shopping for a minivan at a car show while you're married is like going to a strip club and looking at the DJ."

"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."

"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""