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Joke of the Day

"People who say ""Money doesn't grow on trees"" don't understand the paper making process."

"Whats the difference between my sex life and my virginity? I have a virginity."

"What did Mario say when he found out he got drunk and had sex with a green mushroom? ""Well, I fucked that one up."""

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, read, my tweets, like William, Shatner."

"What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old? What base you're counting in."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry? Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian."