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Joke of the Day

"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."

"Why do Asians have squinty eyes? because their future is so bright"

"What happens when memes get lose? ( )"

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo.... ...I don't even have any coconuts"

"Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure."

"Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery? Because he was inuit to win it"

"M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."

"Your life is like a box of chocolates It will kill your dog."

"How do you know when a vegan gets to the party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."