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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
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"I like when I see a 30mph speed limit sign spraypainted to say 80. Whoever does that has found a way to completely beat the system"
"Doctor told me I'm getting overweight Crap I thought eating disorder was bad enough!"
"I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it."
"I came online to watch porn and start arguements And I'm typing this with my left hand."
"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"
"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"
"Did you hear about the guy who threw a tree at Donald Trump? He missed; I guess you really can't stump the Trump."
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."
"Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it."