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Joke of the Day

"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""

"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""

"Rectum? Damn near killed'em Does anyone know the beginning of this joke? I only know the butt of it."

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."

"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"Copyright In India, copyright means the right to copy."

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."

"using microsoft word *moves an image 1 mm to the left* all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens."

"What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her? You're getting too wrapped up in your work!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie me home I'm tired !"