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Joke of the Day

"I like my jokes convoluted. What did the vegetarian German probability-mathematician say to the multilingual butcher killing a pig? . . . . . . ""That's the wurst that could happen!"""

"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."

"what's called smart annoying orange a knowing orange"

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"Very little scares me. So does very big."

"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."

"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."

"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race."

"A Russian comes to the Ukrainian border. The Ukrainian border guard asks, ""Name?"" The Russian answers, ""Boris."" The border guard asks, ""Occupation?"" The Russian says, ""No, just visiting."""