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Joke of the Day

"Very little scares me. So does very big."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay.. they'd be bagels!"

"Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies."

"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"

"Eating just one animal cracker is impossible. The entire herd must go."

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"What is a prostitute's favorite region of America? The Bayou"

"Why I'm leaving /r/jokes I have to go to work. I'll be back later."

"How do you make a dog drink? You put it in a blender."

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."