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Joke of the Day

"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."

"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""

"What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas? Presence"

"Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before."

"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"

"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."

"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"

"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"

"My doctor says i have that ""Hannah Montana"" illness He said it was a Miley Virus"

"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."