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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a black man and batman? Batman can go a day without robin."
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"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"
"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""
"*hires skywriter* $1 MILLION DOLLARS OR I SKYWRITE GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS!"
"Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself ""What would Jesus do?"" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant"
"They say they're free weights, but the gym gets pissed if you put them in your car and leave."
"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."
"What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year? A celery increase."
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"