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Joke of the Day

"Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No only medium rare!"

"Note to self: I am a note"

"What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common? They easily get bent out of shape..."

"Never forget. Never forget that Americans can't even get the date the right way around. Sincerely the rest of the world on 9/11."

"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern."

"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"What does a cell that's full of shit do? Lyse."

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."