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Joke of the Day

"When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!"

"Romeo and Juliet is Not a Love Story... It's a 3-Day relationship between a 13 year-old and a 17 year-old that caused 6 Deaths. Sincerely, everyone who actually Read it."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"

"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""

"Q: What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl? A: Pittsburg Steelers"

"[The Twitter Breakdown of 2015] Angry mobs storm the streets, forcing clever wordplay down the throats of unsuspecting, innocent bystanders"

"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"

"what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? the taste"