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Joke of the Day

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"I've been driving for 20 years And I still haven't seen any fast children at play"

"How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is? when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead"

"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."

"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."

"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any."