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Joke of the Day
"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"
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"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"
"I can't imagine why more guys don't do yoga. 1. Yoga pants 2. Lots of girls 3. Lots of girls in yoga pants doing yoga moves"
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."
"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."
"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"
"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"