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Joke of the Day

"Q: Have you seen the new Barbie Doctor doll? A: You wind her up, and she operates on batteries."

"I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy"

"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."

"the 7 dwarves got into a hot tub they all started feeling happy so he got out"

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."

"Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

"The M and the N are too close together on the keyboard, and now she wants to know why I keep calling her homey."

"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."