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"What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]"
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"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Stop calling yourself sexy. The only thing you turn on is a microwave."
"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"
"I bet hipster zombies just act like regular people."
"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."
"Q: Can gorillas swim? A: No."
"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"
"My mother always told me never to listen to Rumours. Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely worn out."
"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."