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Joke of the Day

"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"

"My minivan is always rocking, but it's usually because I'm trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"Apple just released a brand new programming language, *Swift*. Job recruiters everywhere immediately started posting ads for Swift programmers with 5 years of experience."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA NA NA NA!"

"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."

"Joke about North Korea! [deleted]"

"668 The neighbour of the beast."