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Joke of the Day
"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."
Next Joke
"Me: Is that seat taken? You: You are pointing at my face... Me: I know."
"A day without sunshine is like, night."
"How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word? Get another little old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
"The person who is your first and last thought of the day is either the one who has your heart, or who's murder you're secretly plotting."
"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."
"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."
"I was gonna open a clothing store for midgets... ... but the market was too small."