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Joke of the Day
"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."
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"What is it called when a Jewish woman ovulates? An Eggsodus."
"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"
"I asked my coworker if I could see her tips. So that I could play with her nickels."
"What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo)."
"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""
"Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!"
"Dial-up internet called. They couldnt get through."