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Joke of the Day
"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."
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"Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries."
"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."
"I can't believe my kamikaze joke crashed and burned like that!"
"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"
"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"
"[Courtroom] Judge: One more word & I'll hold you in contempt! Me: Yes! *jumps on his lap & throws arms around him* This is nice."
"What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !"
"Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash? Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess."