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Joke of the Day
"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
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"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore."
"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"
"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
"Me: I'm not going to drink in 2017 *in hospital 3 days later* Doctor: You have to drink water you idiot"
"I love my kids but sometimes I wish the school bus would pick them up at 4:30 p.m. on Sunday."
"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"
"[genie emerges from his lamp] Master, what is thy [he sees me on the bed pointing at the remote like 3ft away] Are u kidding me"
"Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him ""go big or go home"", he only had one option."