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Joke of the Day

"""It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve."" -confused homophobe"

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."

"If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?"

"Hey, Chefs, you're making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"I'd follow humor pages on facebook but most of the time I see a joke, I've already reddit before"

"What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!"

"Where are you going? ""Ice fishing"" You know you can just buy ice at the store right? ""No I mean th..."" Or just freeze some water even..."

"I made a username called ""My Dick"" on a website. The website said that it wasn't long enough."

"What is a joke that works on many levels? HR Department."