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Joke of the Day

"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell ""MAGNIFICENT!"" --it's not, right?"

"Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he's gonna get to wear it."

"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"

"Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed."

"I need a draft folder for my mouth."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."

"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."

"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"