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Joke of the Day
"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"
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"""Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?"" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. ""I don't work here"" I yelled back."
"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"
"An Imgurian walks into a bar REPOST"
"Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris."
"Hillary, why are your socks so saggy? I'm not wearing socks"
"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."
"Getting paid to sleep... That's my dream job."