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Joke of the Day
"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"
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"My girlfriend buys candles the same way I buy weed. She looks at the color, opens it and smells it, buys it, then lights it on fire to relax"
"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"
"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."
"So my girlfriend told me she wanted to go to the zoo. I told her Wal-Mart is right down the street, and it's free."
"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."
"I thought about buying used toilet paper But I hear it's pretty shitty"
"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."
"What does a crappy Carpenter make? Loose stools"
"the ""i'm revealing my deepest insecurities to you with hope that you don't use them to utterly destroy me"" is silent in ""i love you"""