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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend buys candles the same way I buy weed. She looks at the color, opens it and smells it, buys it, then lights it on fire to relax"

"A blonde and a brunette are exchanging wild stories... Brunette: ""have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" Blonde: *ponders for a moment* ""No but I've been swung around by the tits before!"""

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"The number of Pina coladas I drank on vacation is this (my daughter doesn't want to cruise with me again) many."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"

"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"

"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."

"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."

"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."