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Joke of the Day

"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""

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"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."
"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius... ... it only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."
"How to know you're a Redneck When you look at your sister and think ""I'd bang her""."
"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"
"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."
"[Me as a Realtor] BUYERS: this is a great house, what's the catch? ME: Well, it is a bit.. [cant think of the word haunted] ghost encrusted"
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"As a German, this year is the first year I'm really happy... ...that I have missed the Coke X-Mas truck."
"When did the criminal get smart? When the judge threw the book at him."