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Joke of the Day
"if seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay? bagels"
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"I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard."
"What do you call someone who sells sex in exchange for spaghetti? A pastatute."
"Is your name Malaysian Airlines? Cause baby, i'm lost in you."
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
"What were Jesus' final words? ""So long and thanks for all the fish."" Edit: Everyone hates me."
"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""
"1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?"
"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"
"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"