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Joke of the Day
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
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"""Doctor: Put the IV in. Nurse: The 4 what?"" - chronic problem in Roman emergency rooms"
"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"
"Text: ARE YOU ALIVE? Me: Why?"
"A sitar solo so complex and mind melting that the one guy who knows what a sitar is claps"
"[in car] Wife: Dont tell ur arm story Me: Im gonna stick to humorous stories 2nite babe *at party* AND THAT'S WHEN MY HUMOROUS BROKE IN HALF"
"Did you hear they're making an Indiana Jones 5? How can they do that?! They haven't released a fourth!"
"Police I thought I saw a police chopper this morning but it was just his baton sticking out."
"I once found a used dildo in my house, i am still searching for more toys."
"Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er the story of an automobile."