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Joke of the Day
"What did the chill pigeon say? coo. coo."
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"I heard that you only use like 10% of your brain. That leaves what, 82-83%?"
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and pizza? Your mom never gave me pizza."
"My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different."
"I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person."
"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."