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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bosnia ! Bosnia who ? Bosnia bell here earlier !"

"I know it's sick... But I'm curious about what bulimics do in the toilet."

"Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment"

"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."

"Selfie... Because it's important to realize that it's not the photographer who is making you look ugly."

"I met a girl last night at a bar... She said she wanted the night to be magical... So i fucked her and disappeared."

"What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger? Shrugs."

"So far, too much day and too little hump."

"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"

"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""