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Joke of the Day
"Doctors would be pretty cool superheroes except for the fact their weakness is apples."
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"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"
"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"It's only a problem if others know about it.... *Sweeps problems under rug*"