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Joke of the Day
"*walk up to woman breastfeeding baby* Is this guy bothering you?"
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"Two sausages are in a frying pan One sausage turns to the other and says, ""gettin' hot in here."" The other sausage turns and says, ""holy shit a talking sausage!"""
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"A blind man walks into a bar..."
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