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Joke of the Day
"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."
Next Joke
"The guy who spelled 'Wednesday' like that sure pulled off some shit."
"is actually feeling pretty okay about not accomplishing anything this year."
"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A minor."
"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"
"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."
"The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it."
"That one about the three helium atoms is pretty funny. HeHeHe"
"I know it's fiction but the logic in The Walking Dead is so skewed it is impossible to suspend disbelief. An Asian guy named Glenn? Please"