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Joke of the Day

"How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better."

"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear."

"I think my neighbor might be stalking me because she won't stop googling me. I saw it through my telescope last night"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Stegosoreass."

"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"

"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"

"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"

"It's like Nabisco doesn't even care their Birthday Cake Oreos will wreck my ass."

"How does a Muslim find a goat in tall grass? Sexier when his child bride is holding it."