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Joke of the Day

"What is Will Smith's favorite type of forensic evidence? Fresh prints."

"What do a tornado and a black man have in common? They both can ruin a neighborhood."

"What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain? Pound Town"

"I'm not saying you're on twitter too much, but your six-year-old is running an arms trade with the Mexican drug cartel out of his tree fort."

"Me: ""I want to go on a diet."" Food: ""LOL no."""

"A friend of mine got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz."

"A Girl called me Daddy last night... So I told her I was going out to buy cigarettes and never came back."

"knock knock for the watch"

"Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings? Because somethings are butter left unsaid."

"Girl 1: ""Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"" Girl 2: ""Sure. The more the scarier!"""