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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."
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"An IPv4 address walks into a restaurant... He says ""Quick, give me a drink. I'm exhausted"""
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkeys. I thought she was kidding... ...and then I saw her face."
"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
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"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"
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