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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
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"My daily horoscope says I just lost all of my decent followers by posting my daily horoscope on Twitter."
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
"It's hard to find a good woman . * Smart * Sexy * Single * Sane Pick three"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."
"Just found a pill in the bottom of my purse. Have no clue what it is, but I'm real excited to take it and see what happens."
"Business trip The wife asked me, ""When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from coming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."
"What do you call a disputatious horse? A naahh sayer. Credit:14 yr old me."
"How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? They are both up to something."
"What does the floor of my house and a girl with a partial nudity fetish have in common? They both feel a lot wetter when Ive got socks on."