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Joke of the Day
"Why are things sent by car called shipments, and things sent by ships called cargo?"
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it."
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