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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""
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"On the Beauty of Nordic Women... Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful? Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones..."
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"Just found out that McDonald's is serving all-day breakfast ... ... all day breakfast? I don't have that kind of time."
"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"My drug dealer really cracks me up. Ayyy."
"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"