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Joke of the Day
"Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think"
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"Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did I see this actor before..."
"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"
"What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables...."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"
"I bet Lincoln is looking down like ""dude, trust me, that is not a bad night in a theater"""
"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of its silent ""p"""
"If I hear people screaming, I always go check on them. Not because I'm nosy or some kind of hero. There might be ice cream."