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Joke of the Day
"I look like Danny DeVito's sloppy seconds."
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"It says a lot about someone... It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works."
"How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb? Define ""light bulb""."
"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"
"A large amount of stormtroopers walk into a bar and orders drinks They all miss the free shots."
"Old Wang says to his friend Old Chen It is so sweet, you have been married 50 years and you still call your wife 'sweetheart'. What is your secret? Chen says, ""it is because I have forgotten her name"""
"Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed."
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"What do you call a perverted Magician? Q: What do you call a perverted Magician? A: David ""Cop a Feel"" ...ba dum cha!"
"What did the busty police officer say to the drug trafficker? You're under a breast."