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Joke of the Day

"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."

"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."

"Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy? Steven King. JK Rowling."

"Kylo Ren: What was Vader like? Leia: He blew up my planet & killed everyone I loved. Kylo: Leia: Kylo: What was his stance on sideburns?"

"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"All liquor stores are open 24 hours. When you have a brick."

"What are Pirate clothes made of? Yarrrrrn."

"What's the difference between a joke and 2 dicks? You can take 2 dicks."

"I like my coffee black... So it steals my fatigue."