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Joke of the Day
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."
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"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"
"New Year's Eve probably sucks for Lance Armstrong... He can't enjoy watching the ball drop."
"Origin of Dad Jokes What and when was the very first dad joke?"
"How can you tell if a redditor is a pedophile? When you make an ELI5 post, you end up receiving a dick pic."
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"What's great when you're at work, and terrible when you're in bed? Getting off early"
"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."
"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""
"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""