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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
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"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."
"Me: what are we doing today Trainer: let work on your forearms. Me: but I only have 2 T: What?!? Me: *whispers* I only have 2?"
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""
"What would people call an old John Cena? John Senile"
"Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, ""Ma'am, you're not the bride..."""
"What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants"
"I love you like a fat kid loves anything that will make him forget that his dad physically abuses him."
"""I got hoes in different area codes."" - World's most disorganized landscaper."
"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"