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Joke of the Day

"Just once I'd like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do... Without being dragged out being told, ""Ma'am, you're not the bride..."""

"From a Friend's 10-Year-Old Daughter Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""

"What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"Why did the football player tackle the phone booth? To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha"

"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"

"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""

"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."