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Joke of the Day
"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."
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"Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Her wedding cake."
"A Man's Biggest Hope Most men hope they will marry a nymphomaniac. The problem is, that after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac is still there."
"How many babies do you need to paint a wall? It depends how strong you throw them"
"What's a feminists favorite music festival? Burning Man."
"After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. Usually at family gatherings where she threatens me if I don't look happy."
"The apocalypse is apparently signaled by trumpets... ...might have been a typo though, it could have been Trump/Pence"
"I miss the days when you could talk about a brand and they didn't talk back."
"Drug commercial just listed ""death"" as a possible side affect. Seems totally legit. Ask your doctor if possible death is right for you.."
"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."