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Joke of the Day

"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."

"""This is where we separate the men from the boys.""- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store."

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"Why was the guy with the foot fetish in a bad neighborhood? Because he heard it was the place to get toes."

"Why doesn't Pacman use Twitter? He doesn't like being followed."

"What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!"

"What is a shitzu? A zoo with no animals."

"women are like pokemon, they were originally released for Game Boy in 1996 and now encompass a vast series of games, toys, and cartoo"

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"What's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time.... seeing your mother in-law back off a cliff in your new car"