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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !"

"Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad? Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different."

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day."

"Covering your ears and screaming ""OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN"" is not appreciated by your coworkers. Apparently."

"What is a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans."

"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"

"*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*"

"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"

"Do Chinese cities have Americatowns?"