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Joke of the Day
"Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people"
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"I left a godless morning fart in each of the kids' lunchboxes so they'll know I was thinking about them."
"Ordered a honey bee kit off Amazon. Can't wait to tell my co-workers all the benefits of honey that I Googled right before telling them."
"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"
"To all of you that have overcome Fatboy Slim addiction.... I have to praise you"
"old chinese proverb Man who fart in church, must sit in his on pew."
"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Ayy"
"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"
"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"
"One man's whore is another man's whore."