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Joke of the Day
"How many feet are in a yard? 4 if you have a dog."
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"The best joke I know. [Link to the joke.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3eialt/oh_you_sneaky_little_bastard/)"
"Who built King Arthur's round table? Circumference"
"I was in an English exam and they asked ""Write the past tense of Think'"" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for Thunk'"
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So you're the one!"
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."
"Did you hear about the Casino that hired a Blacksmith? He who smelt it, dealt it."
"Remember when double entry was an accounting term?"
"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."
"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."