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Joke of the Day
"My counsellor told me I have a problem with vengeance. We'll see about that."
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"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."
"I just farted for 6 seconds and now I'm a dubstep DJ."
"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"
"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."
"What happens when a plant is sad? The other plants have to photosympathize with it"
"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."
"My fitness instructer keeps asking if I squat. No Gary..I rent. I'm not a hobo."
"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""