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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"My UPS guy just moved half-way across the country to be a stand-up comic His jokes are great but my delivery was way off"

"The reality is men have no idea what women want... and women have no idea what women want"

"As a non-US-redditor I don't understand why right-wing gun nuts don't get along better with left-wing SJWs... ...they both seem to love triggers so much."

"I lost 189 lbs in one week. By getting a divorce."

"school sucks 2/10 stars would not recommend"

"Caught out in the wilderness without any toilet paper? Just take a leaf out of Bear Gryll's book... Edit: Spelling"

"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"

"What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!"

"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."