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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine"

"Why does Donald Trump close his eyes during sex? So he can imagine he's masturbating."

"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."

"I'm the kind of girl who won't stop until you're screaming your safeword. Related: Your safeword's the first 16 digits of your credit card."

"I went to a psychic today. Ended up accidentally breaking her crystal ball. It cost me a fortune."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"What is pink and has seven dents in it? Snow White's virginity."

"A stampede of homeless people was heading to the local shelter. One might say they were bum rushed."

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."