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Joke of the Day

"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."

"Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions."

"Chuck Norris checks his facebook on a typewriter."

"Like a baboon stuck in a snowstorm... I should be dead right now."

"Why did the doorman get a raise? He was always out standing."

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace."

"Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain."