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Joke of the Day
"Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends."
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"Westminster Dog Show If a poor dog ever wins the Westminster Dog Show I hope at least one announcer calls it a Wags to Riches Story..."
"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"
"If you were transported right now to Mars you should be able to jump 62.5% higher... [anti-joke] But you can't because you would be dead. No spacesuit = not alive."
"What do you call an all you can eat pizza buffet? Carb Blanche!"
"Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!"
"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."
"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"
"[before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*"
"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"