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Joke of the Day

"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."

"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."

"I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time."

"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."

"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."

"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."

"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."

"I like my coffee like my women... Black and bitter, preferably fairtrade"

"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"