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Joke of the Day
"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."
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"""Master Yoda, are we on the right track?"" ""Off course, we are.."""
"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."
"This girl came up to me today, and claimed she knew me from her vegetable club. I'd never met herbivore."
"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"
"""Is it a stupid question to ask how many parks there are in New York?"" It's not a stupid question. It's actually quite difficult to count, as more and more Koreans are moving here every day..."
"After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn't shut up about how he was into her before she got big."
"Give me your best ""I like my women..."" joke Obligatory; I like my women like I like my jack and cokes: single and inexpensive. Let me hear yours"
"""Do you wanna build a snowman?"" ""Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."" *Pulls out carrot ""Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."""